actually physically painful to watch because you know months were spent masking all those frames for each of the kajillions of transitions in this
Holy………..shmokes…….
Oh?? My god??
I’ll try my best to describe this. It’s a video with a mash-up of a bunch of different Disney movies, set to a song that’s a mash-up of a bunch of other songs. That in and of itself wouldn’t make it praiseworthy, but this is DONE SO WELL that just, holy cow.
Fairly large party in an Egypt-like setting. We were just joined by a half-elf sorcerer who is a famous private investigator in the city. He owns a shop and doesn’t trust the rest of us. Granted, we’re dicks who refuse to believe that he’s famous.
Sorcerer: I slam the door in their faces and lock it.
Barbarian: I break down the door.
Sorcerer: I have, like, five locks on it.
DM: Roll for it.
Sorcerer: Seriously. Bunch of locks. It’s barred. You’re not getting–
DM: Okay so you enter the dragon’s cave. All around you is gold and various treasures. There is a large blue dragon sleeping beside what appears to be her egg.
Barbarian: I WANNA PUNCH THE EGG AND STEAL THE LOOT!
*rolls a nat 1 to punch the egg*
DM: Okay so the sight of the dragon temporarily confuses you, and you punch the pile of gold before grabbing the dragon egg and hauling ass.
Barbarian: PUNCH THE LOOT AND STEAL THE DRAGON!
Party: PUNCH THE LOOT AND STEAL THE DRAGON!
DM: The Dragon wakes up and notices her egg is gone and…
Barbarian: SEDUCTION ROLL!
*rolls a nat 20*
Party: *pounding our fists on the table* FUCK THE DRAGON! FUCK THE DRAGON! FUCK THE DRAGON!
Our tiefling warlock went down a long hallway covered in vines because he saw a skeleton caught in the vines holding a fancy looking sword. He fails the strength save and gets caught in the vines. The player chooses to leave the table while the rest of the party tried to figure out how to help him. He comes back to the table and this conversation ensues:
Tiefling Warlock: So, did I die?
Tiefling Paladin: No, but you are down to one hit point.
Tiefling Warlock: What? How did that happen?
Dwarf Druid: Well, the paladin tried to cut you down, killed you, healed you by touching you, then took your sword.
Tiefling Paladin: He wasn’t dead, he was only unconscious, and I healed him! It was a better plan than what the others had, they wanted to set the vines on fire. Imagine how much worse it would be if you were on fire.
Tiefling Warlock: I have resistance to fire damage!
Tiefling Paladin: Oh?
Tiefling Warlock: SO DO YOU!
Tiefling Paladin: … oh.
“The barbarian’s at half HP, and two levels of exhaustion means he’s moving at half speed and taking disadvantage on all skill checks, the fighter’s at 12 HP and has no Action Surge or Second Wind, the ranger’s at 6 HP, has no spells, and is squishy as hell, we’re out of potions, got half a healer’s kit, it’s dark, and we’re wearing sunglasses.
Hit it.” - The last thing anyone said before almost walking into a TPK
